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EXTRACTS FROM april 2006 NEWSLTTER
THE THINGS THEY SAY…..
Have just received my newsletter and you were asking for funny things children say. Emily has said some funny things lately so before I forget them here they are.
My 4 year old daughter Emily was waiting anxiously for her 'Grandpops' to come in from the garden bringing with him some homegrown tomatoes. On his arrival she asked him ‘‘did you get them from the blue shed?'' '' Pardon?'' we all replied a little puzzled. I think she meant greenhouse!!
Also the same daughter has a slight problem with a dry patch that frequently appears on her head from time to time. It is cradle cap but she often cutely tells me '' Mum, my kittycat is back''.
Alice and Emily have been at full time school since September and during the Christmas holidays Alice came up to me to give me a great big kiss. Instead of the usual peck and smile she held on to me kissing for ages, so when she finished I said '' Goodness me Alice, that was a long kiss where did you learn to kiss like that?''
'' Well, Scott at school kisses like that and he said we can do it all day if we like!!''
I couldn't believe my ears. Having two girls is going to definitely be interesting!!
Vicky Lawrence [mum of almost 5 year old twin girls!!]
MEN TAKE NOTE!!
We all know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty pounds.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
